tastetate:

wellthatsathing:

k-c-i-r:

ibreatheyouinlikesmoke:

4mb4h:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

WHAT OMG

re-watched this so many times

Holy butts

Jesus took the wheel.

JESUS TOOK THE WHEEL

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haptickeylogger:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

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timelessgold:

just one of those days, huh

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show-me-the-boobies:

another of Uno Makoto’s lovely milfs!

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forwardfuta:

A classic.